Sales of Viagra Plummet As Male Fox Viewers Report Prolonged Erections As Govt Shutdown Shows No Sign of Ending

By: Aaron R. Jones and Wes Messamore
The Humble Libertarian

Government shutdown becomes longest in U.S. history, enters 'uncharted territory'

Researchers noticed a spike in Google searches for "prolonged erection" and "too hard."

Starting in red states last week, predominately southern states, and interestingly, Rhode Island...

This quickly spread to nearly all states except California and all but a pocket of two or three libertarians in Texas and New York.

"If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, you need emergency care."

But all joking aside:

Occupy Mordor or Destroy the Ring?

There has been mixed responses to Occupy Wall Street by libertarians. Some see the movement as a positive, while others see them as little more than lazy hipsters. But libertarians must be sensitive to why people feel the way they do about issues. The occupiers point out a legitimate concern that "the 1%" control vastly more power and wealth than "the 99%", and corporations have accumulated more power and privilege than is healthy for an open society. Some other concerns and demands are absurd, but the heart of the matter is on track. The question is why has this happened? While many on the left are quick to blame a nebulous thing called "greed", or lack of regulation, the matter is more complicated than that. This calls for a Lord of the Rings metaphor. Let's say that Sauron, the big cheese bad guy of Lord of the Rings, is the corporate hegemony. The 1%. Most people in Middle Earth agree that this is a problem, but there are a few differ...

I've Been an Outspoken Critic of Censoring Conservatives, But I'm Not Leaving Patreon Over Sargon of Akkad's Ridiculous Remarks

By: Wes Messamore The Humble Libertarian Photo: Gage Skidmore

Were The Founding Fathers Aided By Aliens?

Photo: Sebastian Bieniek, Dollarfaces https://www.b1en1ek.com/works/bieniek-paint/2015-dollarfaces/

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