The Super Bowl lets Americans of all creeds and colors come together and watch ads interrupted by men touching each other roughly. Also, some watch the half time show, in what we’re assuming is an act of atrocity tourism.
You know what? If we must shut down the country to watch overly toned men in spangly pants molest each other, let’s at least make the half-time show worth watching, and get Weird Al Yankovic to play it.
That’s a real petition, and quite frankly, we think it’s a great idea. Why?
at Gamma Squad.
h/t: friend and reader, Andrew
h/t: friend and reader, Andrew
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Wes Messamore,
Editor in Chief, THL
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