They're going to have at least five more debates?

The big news item today is that after suggesting that he might not attend some of the upcoming GOP debates, Rick Perry's campaign has confirmed that he will attend "at least five more" debates. My first thought was: "They're having at least five more debates?" Whew! They're going through debates faster than Newt Gingrich goes through wives. If they keep this up, Mitt Romney's going to run out of positions to switch to. He'll have to start reusing some of his old ones.

Here, I'll save you the trouble and give you a quick summary of what all five (or more) of the debates is going to look like, courtesy of Saturday Night Live:

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Occupy Mordor or Destroy the Ring?

There has been mixed responses to Occupy Wall Street by libertarians. Some see the movement as a positive, while others see them as little more than lazy hipsters. But libertarians must be sensitive to why people feel the way they do about issues. The occupiers point out a legitimate concern that "the 1%" control vastly more power and wealth than "the 99%", and corporations have accumulated more power and privilege than is healthy for an open society. Some other concerns and demands are absurd, but the heart of the matter is on track. The question is why has this happened? While many on the left are quick to blame a nebulous thing called "greed", or lack of regulation, the matter is more complicated than that. This calls for a Lord of the Rings metaphor. Let's say that Sauron, the big cheese bad guy of Lord of the Rings, is the corporate hegemony. The 1%. Most people in Middle Earth agree that this is a problem, but there are a few differ...

I've Been an Outspoken Critic of Censoring Conservatives, But I'm Not Leaving Patreon Over Sargon of Akkad's Ridiculous Remarks

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Were The Founding Fathers Aided By Aliens?

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