The following hilarious video is just my way of reminding you that as you play with fireworks and drink cold adult beverages today, just be sure to play safe! (And if you don't, get some good video footage of it so we can all laugh at you.)
Hat tip: reddit
PS: When I was a teenager, I set my shirt on fire while playing with fireworks on my grandmother's farm in Kentucky. It's funny to look back on, but only because I lucked out and don't have third degree burn scars. Be safe people! And absolutely do not drink and drive! Plan ahead and have a DD. And if you're going to "play army" with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender, whatever) do wear "a helmet."
I love you guys and I want you all to have heaps of fun this Fourth of July without setting yourselves on fire or making bad life choices (that set your pee on fire).
That's right: libertarians can be responsible.

Wes Messamore,
Editor in Chief, THL
Articles | Author's Page
Hat tip: reddit
PS: When I was a teenager, I set my shirt on fire while playing with fireworks on my grandmother's farm in Kentucky. It's funny to look back on, but only because I lucked out and don't have third degree burn scars. Be safe people! And absolutely do not drink and drive! Plan ahead and have a DD. And if you're going to "play army" with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender, whatever) do wear "a helmet."
I love you guys and I want you all to have heaps of fun this Fourth of July without setting yourselves on fire or making bad life choices (that set your pee on fire).
That's right: libertarians can be responsible.

Wes Messamore,
Editor in Chief, THL
Articles | Author's Page


