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I saw you without your seat belt on, so...

"This week the Colorado Department of Revenue released tax figures for the state’s first month of legal recreational marijuana sales and they are already comparable to tax receipts from alcohol sales, delivering on the promises of marijuana activists that legal marijuana could mean big revenue for state governments." Read my entire article at IVN.us: Colorado Recreational Marijuana Tax Revenue Hits $2M in First Month

No, this is not from the Onion. It's a real scientific poll conducted last fall by Public Policy Polling . In the survey, PPP actually asked 502 registered voters what they have a higher opinion of, Congress or toenail fungus, and toenail fungus came out on top with 44% of respondents holding it in higher esteem than they do Congress, and 41% saying they have a higher opinion of Congress. Toenail fungus' slight lead over Congress may be due to the fact that unlike Congress, you can now actually get rid of toenail fungus with laser treatment . Sorry, there's no such thing as a laser therapy that can sterilize your budget and freedoms from unwanted intrusion by moldy CSPAN characters. The survey also found a number of other things voters regard more highly than Congress: Respondents had a higher opinion of dog poop (47%) than Congress (40%), probably because dog poop creates more shovel-ready jobs . Voters also prefer hipsters (42%) to Congress (33%). H